 Wysłany: Czw 0:16, 12 Kwi 2007 Temat postu: Irish sausage |
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| "Can I have some Irish Sausages please?" asked Paddy.
The Assistant looked at him and asked "Are you Irish?" "If I asked you for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian? Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German? Or if I asked you for a Kosher Hot Dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish ? Or, if I asked you for a Taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican ? Would ya, ay? Would Ya?" The assistant says, "Well no". "And if I asked you for some Bourbon Whiskey, would you ask me if I was American? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish? "Well, I probably wouldn't!" So with self-indignation, the Irishman says, "Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I'm Irish just because I asked for Irish Sausages?" The Assistant replies, "Because you're in F*****g Homebase." cingular ringtone samsung nokia cingular ringtone motorola v551 ringtones cingular cingular motorola v220 ringtones |
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